Funny Sayings
Life's burdens are lighter when I laugh at myself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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Life is too important to be taken seriously.
- Oscar Wilde 
A true friend is someone who
thinks that you are a good egg
even though he knows that
you are slightly cracked.
- Bernard Meltzer
When you think you're out of time,
smile, and turn back the clock.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
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Minds are like parachutes.
They only function when they are open.
- James Dewar
Laugh Loud - Laugh Often
Laugh At What's Funny - Laugh At What's Sad
Laugh At Me - Laugh At You - Laugh At Life
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.
- Milton Berle
Life is like a ten speed bicycle.
Most of us have gears we never use.
- Charles M. Schulz
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
- Phyllis Diller
The first sigh of love is the last breath of wisdom.
- Anonymous
You have enemies? Good.
That means you've stood up for something,
sometime in your life.
- Winston Churchill
Normal is in the eye of the beholder.
- Whoopi Goldberg
Okay, here's your first lesson: how to take a FALL!
- the movie Karate Kid
I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
- Bono
Why not go out on a limb?
Isn't that where the fruit is?
- Mark Twain
When we remember we are all mad,
the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
- Mark Twain
A person with a new idea is
a crank until the idea succeeds.
- Mark Twain
Nothing is so common-place as to wish to be remarkable.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.
All diseases run into one - old age.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
An old friend will help you move.
A good friend will help you move a dead body.
- Jim Hayes
We like a man to come right out and say what he thinks-
if we agree with him.
- Mark Twain
The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all
is the person who argues with him.
- Stanislaw Jerszy Lec
Sometimes I've believed as many as
six impossible things before breakfast.
- Lewis Carroll
To fall in love is awfully simple,
but to fall out of love is simply awful.
- Bess Myerson
I am no longer young enough to know everything.
- Oscar Wilde
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
- W. C. Fields
The secret of ugliness consists not in irregularity,
but in being uninteresting.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
My life has been filled with terrible misfortune;
most of which never happened.
- Michel Eyquem De Montaigne
I never make stupid mistakes.
Only very, very clever ones.
- John Peel
Children aren't happy with nothing to ignore,
and that's what parents were created for.
- Ogden Nash
Old age has deformities enough of its own.
It should never add to them the deformity of vice.
- Eleanor Roosevelt
Love is an endless mystery,
for it has nothing else to explain it.
- Rabindranath Tagore
Always listen to the experts.
They'll tell you what can't be done and why.
Then do it.
- Robert Heinlein
The road to success is always under construction.
- Anonymous
The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once.
- Albert Einstein
When life gets you down -
just put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
- Anonymous humor
You are only young once,
but you can stay immature indefinitely.
- Anonymous
Nine-tenths of the people were created
so you would want to be with the other tenth.
- Horace Walpole
Big sisters are the crabgrass in the lawn of life.
- Linus Van Pelt in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts cartoon
I'm just preparing my impromptu remarks.
- Winston Churchill
You got to be careful if you
don't know where you're going,
because you might not get there.
- Yogi Berra
As to marriage or celibacy, let a man
take which course he will,
he will be sure to repent.
- Socrates
When a thing is funny, search it for a hidden truth.
- George Bernard Shaw
You can always do one thing less than you think you can.
- Anonymous
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times,
always with the same person.
- Germaine Greer
No problem is so formidable that
you can't walk away from it.
- Charles M. Schulz' cartoon Peanuts
I've developed a new philosophy...
I only dread one day at a time.
- the character Charlie Brown in Charles M. Schulz' Peanuts comic
Donkey, you HAVE the right to remain silent.
What you lack, is the capacity.
- said by Shrek in the movie Shrek 2
It's a funny thing about life;
if you refuse to accept anything but the best,
you very often get it.
- W. Somerset Maugham
True love comes quietly,
without banners or flashing lights.
If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,
but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
- Herm Albright
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth
or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford
If you're going to tell people the truth,
be funny or they'll kill you.
- Billy Wilder
Fun Sayings
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
- Walt Disney
Become more and more innocent,
less knowledgeable and more childlike.
Take life as fun -
because that's precisely what it is!
- Osho
It's work only if I say it's work,
but it's play if I say it's fun.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
People rarely succeed unless they
have fun in what they are doing.
- Dale Carnegie
We see Life through the fun-house mirrors of our point-of-view.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
To love what you do and feel that it matters,
how on earth could anything be more fun.
- Katherine Graham
If you obey all the rules you miss all the fun.
- Katharine Hepburn
I want to have fun, and I want to change the world.
I have a chance to do both.
- Bono
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do;
the fun is in having lots to do and not doing it.
- Mary Wilson Little
As a rock star, I have two instincts,
I want to have fun, and I want to change the world.
I have a chance to do both.
- Bono
Kind Sayings
May the world be kind to you,
and may your own thoughts be gentle upon yourself.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie
Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a hard battle.
- Philo
Be kind whenever possible; and it is always possible.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama
Kind words can be short and easy to speak,
but their echoes are truly endless.
- Mother Teresa
To carry each other is not a burden at all
but a kind of privilege.
- Bono
The whole worth of a kind deed is
in the love that inspires it.
- The Talmud
Words are also actions,
and actions are a kind of words.
- Ralph Waldo Emerson
One can pay back the loan of gold,
but one dies forever in debt to those who are kind.
- Malayan Proverb
You must not under any pretense allow
your mind to dwell on any thought
that is not positive, constructive, optimistic, kind.
- Emmet Fox
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