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Happy Birthday Sayings - Funny Birthday Sayings

Enjoy these Happy Birthday Sayings.

May flowers always line your path and sunshine light your day.
May songbirds serenade you every step along the way.
May a rainbow run beside you in a sky that's always blue.
And may happiness fill your heart each day your whole life through.
- Irish Blessing

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Happy Birthday Sayings

Your birthday is a special time to celebrate the gift of "you" to the world.
- Anonymous

Count your life by smiles, not tears.
Count your age by friends, not years.
- Anonymous

When you get the choice to sit it out or dance,
I hope you dance.
- Lee Ann Womack

All the world is birthday cake, so take a piece, but not too much.
- George Harrison

Your Birthday is a special day, one that's just for you,
a time for doing everything, you have always wanted to do.
- Anonymous

Live long and prosper.
- Star Trek television series

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you are?
- Satchel Paige

A true friend remembers your birthday but not your age.
- Anonymous

Don't hurry. Don't worry.
You're only here for a short visit.
So don't forget to stop and smell the roses.
- Walter Hagen

The purpose of our lives is to be happy.
- Tenzin Gyatso, the 14th Dalai Lama

You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.
- C. S. Lewis

If you want to be happy, be.
- Leo Tolstoy

The way I see it, you should live everyday like its your birthday.
- Paris Hilton

Grow old along with me, the best is yet to be.
- Robert Browning

In the end, it's not the years in your life that count.
It's the life in your years.
- Abraham Lincoln

Today is a Happy Day because I say it is.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Life may not be the party we hoped for,
but while we are here we might as well dance.
- Anonymous

What is age but a number.
What you can dream, you can become, at any age.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
- Jean Paul

Today would be a wonderful day not to take life so seriously.
Today may end up the way you prefer - and it may not.
Happiness is not about being a winner -
it's about being gentle with life -
being gentle with yourself.
Let life be a dance,
and choose the kind of dance you want for today -
perhaps a gentle loving dance.
- Jonathan Lockwood Huie

Funny Birthday Sayings

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.
- Anonymous

Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
- Charles Schultz

Old age is fifteen years older than I am.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes

We know we're getting old when the only thing we want for our birthday is not to be reminded of it.
- Anonymous

Life would be infinitely happier
if we could only be born at the age of eighty
and gradually approach eighteen.
- Mark Twain

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope

When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look,
it's a sure sign you're getting old.
- Mark Twain

Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one.
- Anonymous

Old age is not so bad when you consider the alternatives.
- Maurice Chevalier

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
- Anonymous

Getting older is no problem.
You just have to live long enough.
- Groucho Marx

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake.
It's like, "See if you can blow this out."
- Jerry Seinfeld

The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age.
- Lucille Ball

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Middle age is when your classmates are so gray and wrinkled and bald they don't recognize you.
- Bennett Cerf

It's sad to grow old, but nice to ripen.
- Brigitte Bardot

60th Birthday Sayings

When I turned 60, it didn't bother me at all.
- Yoko Ono

To my surprise, my 70s are nicer than my 60s and my 60s than my 50s,
and I wouldn't wish my teens and 20s on my enemies.
- Lionel Blue

Is someone different at age 18 or 60? I believe one stays the same.
- Hayao Miyazaki

50th Birthday Sayings

Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Bob Hope

As you get older three things happen.
The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two.
- Norman Wisdom

Looking fifty is great - if you're sixty.
- Joan Rivers

40th Birthday Sayings

Life begins at 40 - but so do fallen arches, rheumatism, faulty eyesight,
and the tendency to tell a story to the same person, three or four times.
- Helen Rowland

At the age of 20, we don't care what the world thinks of us;
at 30, we worry about what it is thinking of us;
at 40, we discover that it wasn't thinking of us at all.
- Anonymous

At 20 years of age the will reigns; at 30 the wit; at 40 the judgement.
- Benjamin Franklin

The "I just woke up" face of your 30's is the "all day long" face of your 40's.
- Libby Reid

The best years of a woman's life - the ten years between 39 and 40.
- Anonymous

I was in a bar and I said to a friend, "You know,
we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?"
- George Clooney

Every person is responsible for his own looks after 40.
- Abraham Lincoln

30th Birthday Sayings

The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left.
- Jerry M. Wright

At 20 a man is a peacock, at 30 a lion,
at 40 a camel, at 50 a serpent, at 60 a dog,
at 70 an ape, and at 80 nothing.
- Baltasar Gracian

At 30 a man should know himself like the palm of his hand,
know the exact number of his defects and qualities,
know how far he can go, foretell his failures - be what he is.
And, above all, accept these things.
- Albert Camus

Birthday Sayings (quotes about birthdays)

New Year's Day is every man's birthday.
- Charles Lamb

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday
but never remembers her age.
- Robert Frost

Sooner or later we all discover that the important moments in life
are not the advertised ones, not the birthdays,
the graduations, the weddings, not the great goals achieved.
The real milestones are less prepossessing.
They come to the door of memory unannounced,
stray dogs that amble in, sniff around a bit and simply never leave.
Our lives are measured by these.
- Susan B. Anthony

Success is like reaching an important birthday
and finding you're exactly the same.
- Audrey Hepburn

The future is something which everyone reaches at the rate of 60 minutes an hour,
whatever he does, whoever he is.
- C. S. Lewis

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