Funny Love Sayings: Funny Sayings about Love

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Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
- Charlie Brown in Charles Schulz' Peanuts comic

Love conquers all things except poverty and a toothache.
- Mae West

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
- Anonymous

Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
- Zsa Zsa Gabor

Love is an irresistible desire to be irresistibly desired
. - Robert Frost

Love is much like a wild rose, beautiful and calm, but willing to draw blood in its defense.
- Mark Overby

Love is like war: Easy to begin but hard to end.
- Anonymous

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question.
- Lily Tomlin

True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
- Erich Segal

Love is a grave mental disease
. - Plato

Love is being stupid together.
- Paul Valery

Love is what makes two people sit in the middle of a bench when there is plenty of room at both ends.
- Anonymous

I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy.
- Steve Martin

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour and it seems like a minute. That's relativity.
- Albert Einstein

Forget love... I'd rather fall in chocolate
. - Anonymous

If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
- Anonymous

Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?
- Oscar Hammerstein II (Cinderella)

Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can never tell.
- Joan Crawford

Love is only a dirty trick played on us to achieve continuation of the species.
- W. Somerset Maugham

Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope
. - Josh Billings

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull
. - H. L. Mencken

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